Monday, 16 July 2012

Week 40 - Homemaking & Teenageing


Thursday #41 – this week DTM and I acted like proper grownups and headed off to the Homemaker Supa Centre to look at furniture.  After already assisting with the heavy lifting side of things when DTM decided to move rooms (and by heavy lifting I mean catching sofa beds as DTM pushed them out the window), I was now being called on to help with the interior decorating.  We knew we would be in good hands because the shopping centre spelt super with an A.

Despite sucking me in with the promise of a bigger bed, we instead found ourselves looking at bigger TVs.  DTM just so happened to have gone to highschool with Mr JB, so we got to talk TV for what felt like an hour.  Plasma, LED, LCD, 3D, panels, PAL, NTSC, sound systems…I could not care less but apparently it was of the utmost importance that DTM sell his current 46 inch TV and upgrade to at least 55 inches (by Saturday night this had turned into “I think I need a 70 inch TV in my room”).  After sussing out the TV options (and as far as I can gather not actually getting any closer to a decision) we started checking out beds.  I smiled awkwardly as the shop staff asked questions about “a wriggly partner” and could feel my cheeks burning up when The Old Dude At Domayne started describing the “lumps and bumps” that ladies have and “that’s what we love about them”.

It was in one of our last shops that DTM stumbled across a reclining lounge with drink holders and an arm rest which lifted up to store remote controls and other essential items.  He tried to justify the ridiculous amount of money it would cost to have a lounge take up his entire bedroom and I tried to be the voice of reason…which was difficult given how awesome the lounge was.  Eventually we left the Supa Centre with no bed, TV or lounge but with the promise of a fancy lunch.

Upon discovering it was raining; DTM decided I didn’t really want to be taken out to lunch in this weather so instead we headed off to Officeworks (which felt very wrong after working for 10 years for the competition) to try out office chairs and get some business cards, before heading home for grilled chicken and veg.  Not exactly what I had envisioned when he’d told me he would take me out somewhere.  After lunch I decided to head back home to pick up some clothes and my laptop and to leave DTM in peace for a couple of hours to “get some work done” and go for a run.

We reconvened later that afternoon and had a beer before heading off to yet another free movie.  We managed to get dinner from 3 different take away venues before heading to the bottle shop to grab some vodka.  Bottle of Smirnoff in hand we swung by 7eleven on the way to the movie for some juice to mix with our vodka.  In case the evening’s activities thus far hadn’t already made us feel like teenagers, we then got our tickets and sat down to watch Katy Perry’s 3D movie.  I know I shouldn’t admit this; but the songs were damn catchy and I almost shed a tear when her marriage to Russell Brand broke down.  Almost.

We got the bus back home and wrapped up yet another Thursday with free movies.  If my weeks continue on like this, I may need to reconsider the title of this blog but I’m not complaining.


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