Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Week 76 - Yelling at Patients & Shopping for Bargains


Thursday #77 – Was not keen for work this Thursday as I was fighting off the start of what I was pretty sure was a horrible cold. In reality it soon disappeared and never really eventuated to anything but nonetheless my nose was running like crazy this week.

It was a morning of old people as patient after patient came in with a birthdate from the 1920s. There's only so much glasses can do for these people who are usually also getting by with macular degeneration and/or cataracts. I'm hardly going to recommend surgery for an 87 year old. This made things doubly fun as I already love explaining to patients I can't fix their problem AND I love yelling at semi-deaf patients so this morning of 80+ year olds was like a dream come true – I got to yell at old people to tell them I couldn't help them.

Lunch was a cheeky Oporto as DTM texted to say he was in Warriewood buying an x-box – because sometimes a Wii and Playstation (2 AND 3) just aren't enough. I'm told he plans to use it for health and fitness reasons though this doesn't explain the rejection of my perfectly functional Wii Fit. My patients after lunch were thankfully a little younger and my last patient of the day had a dreamy Irish accent. I've never really considered myself one to go for an Irish accent but this guy had by far the best I've heard. It briefly reminded me of Euro Trip '08 and Legs 11 announcing how much she wanted to go to an Irish wedding as we sat in a bar in Sorrento listening to a drunken group singing Sweet Caroline.

Having received an email about a special shopping event, I had planned to head straight to Chatswood Chase after work to check out Marcs and their 20% off everything sale. DTM had expressed no interest in coming with me until just before 5 when he asked me to come home first so that he could eat dinner and come check out Kmart for some x-box accessory. Since he was cooking I obliged. My quick trip to Marcs was sabotaged when DTM made us go to Kmart AND Target AND The Shaver Shop and probably more places that I don't quite remember. Luckily I was able to pick up a nice skirt (brand spanking new, only in the store for a day) and some Marcs mini M&Ms. I'm not sure why they were giving away tubes of mini chocolates but I wasn't going to question it.

After our big shopping expedition we headed home to test out the x-box. DTM set up an ugly looking Hayley character and wouldn't let me change her hideous outfit. We then played some of the demo dance games – DTM was super proud of his 3 star effort...until I came in and smashed it with 5 stars on the same song. I'm not sure why he would even think he could beat me in a dance off.

Not the most thrilling of Thursdays but a nice little accent and new clothes helped brighten things up.


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